Partly Sunny Nights
It is 8:30pm and the sun is just beginning to set. Evenings in Seattle will be like this for the rest of May, all of June and into July before anyone notices the nighttime sun receding into Fall. How can I stay angry when the sky is still blue even as Jack Bauer begins his final two hours in pursuit of President Logan? This is what happens when I stop being angry:
We left Cincinnati when I was three years old and moved to Philadelphia so my baby brother could be born in a different city than I was. I don't remember if I was a difficult child when it came to bedtime. I'm sure I was no angel, no matter how much I would like to think so, but I don't believe I was hellion either. On this special night (special, how?), I distinctly remember being suspicious... at the age of four, I was suspicious of why my parents were trying very hard to get me to go to bed. (what are they up to?)
My mother slipped me into my cowboy printed jammies. The short ones, for summer. It was June or July. Then she kissed the top of my head and shoo'd me off to my bedroom, where the shades were already drawn tight and my father was waiting. But (what's that?) there was light flickering on the window sill. (Daddy, Look!) It wasn't the green buzzing street light that sometimes kept me awake. (What's that, mommy?) It was golden sunlight, the light of day!
"Daddy, Look! It's still day out!"
By this time, I has slipped past my parents' nervous defenses (What is he doing?) to stick my head behind the shade into the glare outside. (George, get him away from there!)
"Daddy, I can see my friends! They're still playing!"
Okay, so if this was a world where Stewie Griffin already existed, I would have channeled the precocious child to square off with my tyrannical parents. I would have pointed a stubby 4-year-old finger at them and yelled simply, "J'accuse!"
But I only had Muppets to draw on for my response. I did my best to furrow my brow the way Grover and Oscar sometimes did and I drawled, "Hey! How come it's bedtime?"
"No, honey, it's late," my mother purred in my direction. My jezabel mother! (J'accuse! J'accuse!)
"I wanna play outside now. Can I get dressed? I wanna play, too!"
"Honey, they're all going inside soon and going to bed, too."
"But it's still sunny..."
"It's the same time as bedtime every night."
Miraculously, I understood. Open mouthed, I understood. (Oooh!) Nothing had changed. The sun just forgot to go down (Mom, look!) on this summer night. Surely, it was the same time it always was when I went to bed. Bed followed bath. Bath followed dinner. It was all the same, but the sun got it wrong. I stared at the soon-to-be-setting sun so long, the yellow-white and orange-red glow turned green and blue on the backs of my eyes. (Even the sun forgets stuff.)
"Okay," I agreed, "but it won't be easy to sleep. It's sunny."
"I know, sweetheart. Just try."
"Ok, mommy. I'll try."
It worked. My mother relaxed.
The next morning I woke in the back seat of the car, wrapped in my favorite blue blanket next to my stuffed donkey Eeyore. As I blinked into focus, I could see there were stars in the sky. Only a few had been chased away by the sun coming up beneath the other horizon. Dad zoomed down the highway so the gentle bumps and turns rocked me back to sleep for a while.
We were going to Grandma's house. I know it all along.
We left Cincinnati when I was three years old and moved to Philadelphia so my baby brother could be born in a different city than I was. I don't remember if I was a difficult child when it came to bedtime. I'm sure I was no angel, no matter how much I would like to think so, but I don't believe I was hellion either. On this special night (special, how?), I distinctly remember being suspicious... at the age of four, I was suspicious of why my parents were trying very hard to get me to go to bed. (what are they up to?)
My mother slipped me into my cowboy printed jammies. The short ones, for summer. It was June or July. Then she kissed the top of my head and shoo'd me off to my bedroom, where the shades were already drawn tight and my father was waiting. But (what's that?) there was light flickering on the window sill. (Daddy, Look!) It wasn't the green buzzing street light that sometimes kept me awake. (What's that, mommy?) It was golden sunlight, the light of day!
"Daddy, Look! It's still day out!"
By this time, I has slipped past my parents' nervous defenses (What is he doing?) to stick my head behind the shade into the glare outside. (George, get him away from there!)
"Daddy, I can see my friends! They're still playing!"
Okay, so if this was a world where Stewie Griffin already existed, I would have channeled the precocious child to square off with my tyrannical parents. I would have pointed a stubby 4-year-old finger at them and yelled simply, "J'accuse!"
But I only had Muppets to draw on for my response. I did my best to furrow my brow the way Grover and Oscar sometimes did and I drawled, "Hey! How come it's bedtime?"
"No, honey, it's late," my mother purred in my direction. My jezabel mother! (J'accuse! J'accuse!)
"I wanna play outside now. Can I get dressed? I wanna play, too!"
"Honey, they're all going inside soon and going to bed, too."
"But it's still sunny..."
"It's the same time as bedtime every night."
Miraculously, I understood. Open mouthed, I understood. (Oooh!) Nothing had changed. The sun just forgot to go down (Mom, look!) on this summer night. Surely, it was the same time it always was when I went to bed. Bed followed bath. Bath followed dinner. It was all the same, but the sun got it wrong. I stared at the soon-to-be-setting sun so long, the yellow-white and orange-red glow turned green and blue on the backs of my eyes. (Even the sun forgets stuff.)
"Okay," I agreed, "but it won't be easy to sleep. It's sunny."
"I know, sweetheart. Just try."
"Ok, mommy. I'll try."
It worked. My mother relaxed.
The next morning I woke in the back seat of the car, wrapped in my favorite blue blanket next to my stuffed donkey Eeyore. As I blinked into focus, I could see there were stars in the sky. Only a few had been chased away by the sun coming up beneath the other horizon. Dad zoomed down the highway so the gentle bumps and turns rocked me back to sleep for a while.
We were going to Grandma's house. I know it all along.